Can we smoke in here?

Sometimes, I get caught talking to myself.

Hey you know what? Unbleached #4 cone coffee filters are 50 cents more expensive than bleached #4 cone coffee filters. That means, I’m paying more money for less work, time, and materials. Crazy!

But I bought them anyway, because I’m responsible, and I realize that even if iI am sane and reasonable and logical, the world is not, and you know? We all have flaws. I can love something even if it’s not as sane and logical and reasonable as I am. I can love the world anyway. We’ll just have to figure out some way to get along. And if getting along means dishing out an extra 2 quarters for 100 unbleached #4 cone coffee filters, well, so be it.